When we were kids, we did not have a real Christmas tree. We had this bright, shiny silver aluminum tree. I never understood the phrase “aluminum” for the giant, silver shiny giant tree-monster that was almost so tall that it could’ve demanded a sacrifice. Aluminum to me as a kid always referred to the amazingly delicious (and potentially intestinal damaging) TV dinners that awaited me after school. I did not know that trees can be used for cooking. I would often look at the tree and think of the delicious man-made tomato meatloaf that waited for me with the rolling back of pre-homework foil.
2014 Author Fair – Featuring Black Parakeets!
Do any of these strike a chord with you Parakeets?
BP Excerpt – “Ghosts & Rats”
BP Excerpt – “Come as you Are” – The mystery of Church hats
Youtube – What is Black Parakeets?
ENJOY – The Official Chad Hunter YouTube Kickoff!
Pneumonia & Voodoo
I Had pneumonia once, my sister put vapor-rub on my feet with thick socks. Before she got to the chicken bones, I could breathe again. Black Parakeets
Top 5 Reasons East Chicago has Potholes
My city is known for many things – culture, history, Black Parakeets and potholes. No, more like graves that would eat any man, woman or tire alive. So why is East Chicago so full of the car-killing street craters? Here’s the Top 5 Reasons why –
REASON #5 – Secret energy plot, drilling for oil on Cline Avenue
REASON #4 – Hiding evidence
REASON #3 – Stopping the zombie invasion from Hammond
REASON #2 – Proving we really do need MORE concrete!
And the number one reason East Chicago has potholes – Preparing for the zombie invasion from the Harbor!